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(no subject) [Jul. 7th, 2006|05:12 pm]
joy_boy
Woah. Where have I been? I completely forgot about this thing. To answer the question I just asked, I've been with Keanu Reeves. :O

As Ben Affleck of course. But he knows it's me. Me and Keanu have a grand time when we "hang out". :)

How have you all been? Good I hope.
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(no subject) [Jun. 20th, 2006|05:36 pm]
joy_boy
Okay, so today I felt the odd urge to hang with Dr. Phil. Except he's not dead. So sometimes, I take the form of other peoples bodies so I can hang on Earth. I like taking Ben Affleck's body. He's a pretty cool dude. So I call up Dr. Phil and I'm like "Hey Dr. Phil, it's Ben Affleck, wanna hang?" and he's like "Yeah sure, Ben Affleck." He invited me over, and we hung. Dr. Phil is so cool.

Yeah, so that was my day. Ben Affleck has NO IDEA he spent the whole day with Dr. Phil.

PEACE&LOVE,
River
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(no subject) [Jun. 19th, 2006|05:00 pm]
joy_boy
Does anyone speak gangsta? Because I sure don't. I was hanging out with Tupac earlier. But I really had no idea what he was saying. He was all like "YA DIG, CRACKA?" and I was like "What?!"

Elvis told me I should check otu urbandictionary.com. Yes the King really is dead. =/

PEACE,
River
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(no subject) [Jun. 19th, 2006|03:15 pm]
joy_boy
Okay, so I was hanging around up in heaven with my good pal Chubbs (you know, the golfer from Happy Gilmore) and I noticed a lap top computer sitting on my bed. "There are computers in heaven?" I asked Chubbs. He just shrugged his shoulders, so I decided to go to the Big Man himself. "Yo God, do you know where this lap top came from?" He looked at me funny. "Best Buy, duh. We just got a new shipment. Pretty spiffy!" So anyway, I was playing around on the computer and I found this site and decided to make one. Radical, I know. So yeah. This is my first entry. I'll keep you posted on stuff that goes on here.

HAHA. That Johan Bach dude just tripped over his girly pants.

LOVE,
River
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